Total Medals Earned: 123 (From 45 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,965 Points
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/485 points)
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Lick the Jawbreaker Completely
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
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Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Jump to the Top of Noobie Island!
Get to the Top of Dark Hill
Get to the Top of Enol Hill
Get to the Top of the Twin Peaks
Climb the first 4 mountains!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
you gave tom your gift!
Give tom 10,000 gifts
Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 7/16 (40/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
Ur PC is slow
Purchase an item!
He watches...
"There's nobody here."
See your new pet fish!
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 2/5 (100/400 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/180 points)
Get peak horniness
Look at the credits
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
See your name in the Hall Of Shame
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/265 points)
Open the game.
Reach 2000 in 3D Cube Runner.
Reach 20 in Hexscape.
Reach 20 in Flappy Disk.
Reach 150 in Super Shooter.
Score 1 in Pong.
Reach 200 in Gravity Switch.
Score 2 in Pong
Reach 3500 in 3D Cube Runner
Reach 35 in Flappy Disk
Reach 40 in Hexscape
Reach 200 in Super Shooter
Reach 400 in Gravity Switch